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Here’s What You’ll Learn Inside:

  • The Emotional Bank Account — why the number of emails you send isn't the problem. Every email is a deposit or a withdrawal. I'll show you how to keep the balance in the black so subscribers stay on your list for years.
  • Why Sunday is my highest-sales day — and the specific emotion behind it you can trigger any day of the week once you know what's really happening in your subscriber's head.
  • The Mr. Miyagi Method — teach the WHAT for free, sell the HOW. The exact structure I use to educate and sell in the same email without it ever feeling like a pitch.
  • You are a Trust Dealer — the single reframe that changes how you think about every email you send. Once you see your job this way, writing gets easier and conversions go up.
  • The Email Core Offer Wheel — my framework for knowing exactly what to send every week. Never stare at a blank screen wondering "what do I email today?" again.
  • Why "Click here" beats every clever CTA — I use it in 75% of my emails. The reason is counterintuitive and once you understand it, you'll stop overthinking your calls to action forever.
  • Correlation emails — how to connect a story about literally anything to your offer without it feeling like a stretch. My "sandpaper transition" method is one of the most useful things in the book.
  • You're always selling a feeling, never a product — Rule 5 from Confessions of a Persuasion Hitman. What you think you're selling and what actually causes someone to buy are two completely different things.
  • The "click moment" research method — how to find the exact moment that caused your best buyers to decide, and use it to attract more people exactly like them.
  • Why one link usually beats many links — I deliberately limit links per email. The counterintuitive result is more clicks, not fewer. The reason is in Chapter 19.
  • The stories that scare you most to tell are the ones that sell the most — Rule 12 from CPH. "Connection happens around the rough edges." I explain exactly why and how to use it.
  • The P.S. is your highest-attention real estate — I use it in half my emails and the specific CTA type that works best there (it's not the one you're currently using).

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